http://www.virtuallovelink.com/love/virtual/advice/ Virtual love advice is what you need. Get virtual love advice from Rodney the Robot. en-us Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:31:54 EST Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:31:54 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 Everyone needs some virtual love advice from time to time. There is nothing to be ashamed about - it is simply the way things work from time to time. Don't let others tell you that you do not need any sort of virtual love advice, for those people are sadly mistaken. After all, when someone is an expert on something, or even just very experienced in a certain area, in can't hurt to hear what they have to say on the matter, and learn from the many experiences they have been through. Fair enough? We think so. Accordingly, we would now like to present to you our resident expert on all matter of virtual love advice, Rodney the Robot. Rodney may be made largely of metal, but trust us, he's been around the block more than a couple of times when it comes to matters of love and Romance. Listen to what Rodney has to say and perhaps you will be able to apply his wise words to your own life. Fair enough? Great, let's get this love train a' rolling. We now present ... Rodney the Robot! "Hello people of the internet. My name is Rodney the Robot and I am here to offer you virtual love advice. Isn't that fabulous? Yes. It is. Is sends surges of excitement through that my circuits. Now, I am going to give you a very important tip that I can vouch for, having learned this priceless bit of knowledge first hand. Are you ready? Great. Here it is. Don't act like a robot. That's right, you shouldn't act like me. You should act exciting. Not boring. Be Bill Clinton, not Al Gore. Well, maybe not Bill exactly, but I'm not referring to his actions, just his spunk. Err, wait. Error! Error! Does not compute! System Overload! That's enough virtual love advice for today. Must repair circuits. Malfunction must be corrected at once. Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:31:54 EST